I Got Bored so I Made This
Oh my God.

So we were playing Tag Rugby in Phys Ed today.

And a little boy a year younger than me pinched my bum whilst trying to tag me.

That’s the most boy activity I’ve ever had in my life. Sad, I know. ono

Amateurs practice until they get it right; professionals practice until they can’t get it wrong.
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for once in my pants.
lolol okay

Kryptonite in my pants.
good. 

Welcome to the show…in my pants ._.
to love someday in my pants
yeeees

…..idk the name of the song soooo, Violin Dubstep in my pants. ;)

I’m the bomb in my pants


A Whole New World in my pants.

When the day met the night in my pants
ALL WAS GOLDEN IN THE SKY~~

Be the One in my pants
Yes
Beautiful

size of your boat in my pants
PERFECT 

Big Bang Two In My Pants
omg

Wrongly Given Love In My Pants
Da fuck.

Flow in my pants
I’m sorry for doing it again but

Welcome Home in my pants
owo

Tonight will be the night in my pants

Love in the Purple Forest in my pants.
So apparently my pubes are purple okay.

Blow ExXxplode in my pants…
o.o’

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for once in my pants.

lolol okay

Kryptonite in my pants.

good. 

Welcome to the show…in my pants ._.

to love someday in my pants

yeeees

…..idk the name of the song soooo, Violin Dubstep in my pants. ;)

I’m the bomb in my pants

A Whole New World in my pants.

When the day met the night in my pants

ALL WAS GOLDEN IN THE SKY~~

Be the One in my pants

Yes

Beautiful

size of your boat in my pants

PERFECT 

Big Bang Two In My Pants

omg

Wrongly Given Love In My Pants

Da fuck.

Flow in my pants

I’m sorry for doing it again but

Welcome Home in my pants

owo

Tonight will be the night in my pants

Love in the Purple Forest in my pants.

So apparently my pubes are purple okay.

Blow ExXxplode in my pants…

o.o’

Reblog if You’re Single on Valentine’s Day

supaflymcjones:

I think we should be together. Just for tomorrow, my dear Charles.

If this happens, I would laugh so hard.

This is the most unique one I've seen :) Ask all you want. :)
1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.
2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
4) What do you think about most?
5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?
6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
7) What's your strangest talent?
8) Girls.... (finish the sentence); Boys.... (finish the sentence)
9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
11) Do you have any strange phobias?
12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
13) What's your religion?
14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
15) Do you perfer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
17) What was the last lie you told?
18) Do you believe in karma?
19) What does your URL mean?
20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
21) Who is your celebrity crush?
22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
23) How do you vent your anger?
24) Do you have a collection of anything?
25) Do you perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
26) Are you happy with the person you've become?
27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
28) What's your biggest "what if"?
29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
31) Smell the air. What do you smell?
32) What's the worst place you have ever been to?
33) Choose: East Coast or West Coast?
34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
35) To you, what is the meaning of life?
36) Define: Art.
37) Do you believe in luck?
38) What's the weather like right now?
39) What time is it?
40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
41) What was the last book you read?
42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?
43) Do you have any nicknames?
44) What was the last movie you saw?
45) What's the worst injury you've ever had?
46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?
47) Do you have any obsessions right now?
48) What's your sexual orientation?
49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
50) Do you believe in magic?
51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
52) What is your astrological sign?
53) Do you save money or spend it?
54) What's the last thing you purchased?
55) Love or lust?
56) In a relationship?
57) How many relationships have you had?
58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
59) Where were you yesterday?
60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
61) Are you wearing socks right now?
62) What's your favorite animal?
63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
64) Where is your best friend?
65) Spit or swallow?(;
66) What is your heritage?
67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
68) What do you think is Satan's last name?
69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
73) You can only have one of these things: trust or love.
74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
77) How can I win your heart?
78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
80) What size shoes do you where?
81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
82) What is your favorite word?
83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word: heart.
84) What is a saying you say a lot?
85) What's the last song you listened to?
86) Basic question: what's your favorite color/colors?
87) What is your current desktop picture?
88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
96) Do you have any relatives in jail?
97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?
98) Ever been on a plane?
99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
100) Give me your top 5 favorite blogs on Tumblr.

The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.- Mark Twain

If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion. - The Dalai Lama

We make a living by what we get. We make a life by what we give.- Winston Churchill

It is one of the most beautiful compensations of this life that no man can sincerely try to help another without helping himself. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Do your little bit of good where you are; it’s those little bits of good put together that overwhelm the world. - Archbishop Desmond Tutu

I am only one; but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but still I can do something. I will not refuse to do the something I can do. - Helen Keller

How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single minute before starting to improve the world. - Anne Frank

We must be the change we wish to see in the world. - Gandhi

Excellence is an art won by training and habituation. We do not act rightly because we have virtue or excellence, but rather we have those because we have acted rightly. We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act but a habit. - Aristotle

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You scored 40 Heterosexuality, 30 Homosexuality, and 24 Asexuality!

You scored 84 Heterosexuality, 11 Homosexuality, and 22 Asexuality!

You scored 58 Heterosexuality, 30 Homosexuality, and 25 Asexuality!

You scored 67 Heterosexuality, 36 Homosexuality, and 6 Asexuality!

You scored 73 Heterosexuality, 49 Homosexuality, and 16 Asexuality!

You scored 24 Heterosexuality, 79 Homosexuality, and 14 Asexuality!

You scored 49 Heterosexuality, 38 Homosexuality, and 31 Asexuality!

You’re highly sexed but do not appear to be interested in either gender.

Huh, well, I wouldn’t say that per se…

I do have interest, it just kinda comes and goes most of the time. 

You scored 64 Heterosexuality, 53 Homosexuality, and 25 Asexuality!

You scored 97 Homosexuality, 0 Heterosexuality and 3 Asexuality!

I think the 3 Asexuality is due to the fact that I like to cuddle occasionally and it’s not full on fucking 24/7 in our household. We are bears. Bears cuddle the fuck out of each other before and after all the fucking.

You scored 73 Heterosexuality, 6 Homosexuality, and 31 Asexuality!

Pretty much accurate.

You scored 20 Heterosexuality, 79 Homosexuality, and 39 Asexuality!

hm i’m more asexual than i thought i would be

You scored 64 Heterosexuality, 28 Homosexuality, and 20 Asexuality!

huh. 

You scored 29 Heterosexuality, 51 Homosexuality, and 10 Asexuality!

lol we tried to super sex-up our person

76 Heterosexuality.

15 Homosexuality

41 asexuality.

You scored 40 Heterosexuality, 55 Homosexuality, and 18 Asexuality!

…No comment. O.O